JASON: OH Man I can feel up two girls whenever I want!
CHRIS: You have to choose one.
JASON: What? That sucks. {Confusing Lady Tears}
MELISSA: I am awesome and hot and probably too perky, but I am putting everything into this!
TACKLES KID!!
MOLLY: Jason, pick me already!
JASON: Mommy....it's hard. I love Molly, but I am not going to pick her.
WHANNNNNWHAANNNN.
MOLLY: You just made a BIG mistake.
JASON: Psh. Will you marry me Melissa?
MELISSA: Um, sort of the whole point, of course!
6 WEEKS LATER...
JASON: Well I already nailed you so, I guess I should probably hit up bitch-face now.
MELISSA: You're such a bastard...
JASON: Pretty much, so Molly....what's up? Let's get a beer and take it slow...{makeout with Molly noises}.
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Love it Ian and oh so true!!
ReplyDeleteThat was an amazing description. I was amazed by the amazingness of the script. Amazing work...
ReplyDeleteWow. I am so impressed! You really captured the amazingness of the whole situation.
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