Monday, March 2, 2009

The Bachelor Finale in 130 words or less...

JASON: OH Man I can feel up two girls whenever I want!

CHRIS: You have to choose one.

JASON: What? That sucks. {Confusing Lady Tears}

MELISSA: I am awesome and hot and probably too perky, but I am putting everything into this!

TACKLES KID!!

MOLLY: Jason, pick me already!

JASON: Mommy....it's hard. I love Molly, but I am not going to pick her.

WHANNNNNWHAANNNN.

MOLLY: You just made a BIG mistake.

JASON: Psh. Will you marry me Melissa?

MELISSA: Um, sort of the whole point, of course!

6 WEEKS LATER...

JASON: Well I already nailed you so, I guess I should probably hit up bitch-face now.

MELISSA: You're such a bastard...

JASON: Pretty much, so Molly....what's up? Let's get a beer and take it slow...{makeout with Molly noises}.

SCENE

3 comments:

  1. Love it Ian and oh so true!!

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  2. That was an amazing description. I was amazed by the amazingness of the script. Amazing work...

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  3. Wow. I am so impressed! You really captured the amazingness of the whole situation.

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