Don't Mess with a Llama!

We are soon going to be working on a traditional crest for all Llamas to bear. It will be served up in patch form and expected to be placed on a dinner jacket or something equally as cool! ha.

(It is not this patch, but that is funny!)

My solution to the Float Trip restrictions! I ordered 2 of these bad boys for the weekend! Let's hope it is as cool as it seems!

Camo Party Saturday!

Camo Party is this Saturday at Mark's Place. See Facebook Page here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=370665507205

It should be fun!

Llama Yearly Planning

Any suggestions for dates on various Llama Events this year?

Llama Camo Party

Llamapalooza '10 (Spring Float Trip)

Llama Fest (Summer Party)

Llama-Rama '10 (Fall Float Trip)

Llama Thanksgiving

Llama Christmas

Gotta love a little Beer Pong. We all have our own rules...

LLAMA THANKSGIVING

Saturday, December 5th @ 5:00 PM
If you have not received the Evite, please contact me or Jackie. We know we may have old email addresses for some of the Llamas and we are missing a few addresses. Looking forward to the evening of food, fun and friends!!!

Llama luv,
Smitty

Nevermind- please don't change Christmas to the 19th.....

Can we change llama christmas to December 19?

Summer is over

Hey Llamas, just a reminder that summer is over and Booze and Food will return in full force. check the calendar on the site for dates. Locations are pending. I know Cara and I want to host more now that we have a new house.

Take care and use today to text a Llama and catch up!

NEWS!!!!!

There is a Llama Wedding in the Works....can you guess who?

LLamapolooza 2009

So much fun! It's float trip time.

Llamas in the Community

Hey guys! Llamas need to do more for our community and I have the perfect opportunity. The Independence Police Dept. is having a fundraiser for the department that helps protect kids. The event is the 25th of July and is going to be so much fun! They have a band, great dinner, great guest host, and lots of fun auction items. It should be a blast. Comment if you're interested and we can decide if we should get a llama table!!!! Good times. Here's the link.

WWW.COPS-4-KIDS.ORG.

the Float Trip in 100 Words or Less

Set-up Llama Village.

Polish Horse Shoes.

Fire! Beer! Food!

BIG BROWN!

WHIPAWOO!!

SexSlapping. (I coined that term just now)

10 gallons of Vodka Kool-aid.

Finally Floating! Watch out Sam and Amy!

Llama Barge! Hole in a Canoe.

Drink, Drink, Drink, Fun, Drink, Sun.

River Friends, Skull Bong, Jello Shots.

Lunch, Mo, Natty Ice, Davef.

Zero gallons of Vodka Kool-aid.

Sleep and Eat.

Cara makes Chris a Brat.

Chris tries to make a Brat and forgets he just ate one.

General nakedness ensues.

Dancing in the Moonlight.

Llama Drama and Vomit.

Bruises and Biggest Boozers.

Clean up. On our way home.

Add your own 1-liners in the comments!

What time are you leaving???

Head's up, Jon, Al, Chris, Tiff, and Amy, and Sam are heading down to the Niangua around 2 on Friday.  I know most of you work :)  ( give a little love for the llama teachers)  but it's a good idea to carpool, so if you're interested comment here, and see if you can hitch a ride!  See you all soon.

Llama Weather

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqE-EKcv9is


Check this out...it's Zach's llama float trip weather...

Float Trip Cost

Okay guys, here is the scoop. ( I always feel like this is the Debbie Downer portion of the float trip announcements. I am sure most of us can remember when this part of the prep didn't turn out so well....)

I reserved 9 canoes for a total cost of $7.50 per person ($15 per canoe).
The total cost for each person is as follows:
$16 for canoe + $5 for camping = $21 per person.

The following folks have had their canoe reserved by ME so they owe $7.50 per person to me and $13.50 to Maggards:
Ian, Cara, Al, Jon, Brooke, Justin, Tiffani, Chris, Jackie, Smitty, Christina, Mark, Amanda, Amanda's guest, Debbie, Josh, Amy, Sam

If you were not on that list and are coming to the float trip (and floating) please make sure that Maggard's has a canoe for you! Their number is 1-888-546-9788 or www.maggardscanoe.com. They usually have plenty, but you may want to make sure.

Our campsite is reserved under NAU.

Can't wait to see all of you there!!!!

Llama Food for Float Trip

It's food time.  Everyone needs to bring their own food for breakfast and dinner, but for lunch we typically take sandwiches and chips.  Sign up for whatever food contribution you would like to make.   We need the following foods and goods, I probably left some things off so feel free to add! There will be 20 something there so remember that when you sign up.

bread 

lunch meat enough for 10

lunch meat enough for 10

cheese 

mustard and mayo

chips

chips 

and more chips, we always eat all the chips

pasta salad

fruit cups

smores stuff

bungie cords

rope

water bottles

tp

bug spray

paper plates

beer

beer

more beer

snacks of any sort

radio and cds

Ok that's all I can think of, however I know I'm forgetting a lot.  Veterans help me out here.  Thanks guys!

Llama tents

Hey llamas it's tent time! We're going to try to do this as smoothly as possible. Please respond to this blog in the comment section with one of the following responses. I'll wait until most of you have responded and then try to clump people in tents.

Here are the responses.

A. I need a tent to sleep in...
B. I have a spot in my tent for someone to sleep in...

If you don't respond I'm going to assume you're good!
Can't wait the count down is on! Look for food info to come, and don't forget to get your shirt.

Llama Float Trip Spring 2009: The Shirt!

The Float Trip Shirt is now in the Llama Shop! This year we have a few options for all tastes including an economical plain white t for $8.99. Please Order yours ASAP so it will get here in time for the float trip on June 5th!!

Let everyone who is going know so they can get their's too!

Check it out here: http://www.cafepress.com/LlamasKC

New Shirt

There is a new shirt in the Llama Store. CafePress.com/LlamasKC

This is not the float trip shirt, but that one should be in the store very soon. I will send out an email when that one is ready for purchase so everyone will have time to get it shipped before June 5th.